Little Jokes

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" 

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said."Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".  

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."  

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.